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im gian and these are my motherfuckerrrs.


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Ask me anything

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

Source: darrenstummy-moved

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Source: johto-jordan

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

Source: colourfulpantsandarainbowhat

literalsame:

I HTAE BEING A TEENAGER I ALWAYS EITHER WANT TO THROW MYSELF OUT A WINDOW OR CUDDLE WITH CUT E PERSON OR EAT A COW

Source: literalsame

kingjohnkat:

tommilsom:

unphh:

ultrabatsexybananas:

cannabiskitties:

Holy shit our lungs are crazy

I don’t know whether to be disgusted or amazed…

meat balloons

these are doing this inside you right now 

This gifset reminded me to breath, thanks.

Source: arsanatomica

space-dementia49:

mattwt:

*presses button*

*aggressively presses*
I see no downside…

space-dementia49:

mattwt:

*presses button*

*aggressively presses*

I see no downside…

Source: mattwt

spookyjohansson:

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

Source: officialwintersoldier

hipster-trichster:

cloudcuckoolander527:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

Source: realitytvgifs

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

Source: blastortoise

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

Source: v0ciferation

stability:

my hobbies include staying up until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

Source: stability

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

Source: frodbaggins

thatsthefrailtyofgenius:

sometimes i wonder what would have happened if dylan hadn’t gone into acting

and i realise… he’d probably be a famous youtuber and we’d all be even more screwed

Source: daydreamer--captain-weirdo

yukimuraakira:

scott needs you two to just have sex already (and so do we)

more crack yo

Source: allisonargenx

t0tally-pers0nal:

Let’s “cuddle” and when I say cuddle I mean aggressively makeout and grab me everywhere

Source: t0tally-pers0nal